Monday, July 10, 2006

S&M bondage to follow lesbian makeout...the Sun reports that Madonna is looking into a three-way Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson sandwich, having secret talks with the actress-singers (or singer-actresses, in Jessica's case) to premiere a bondage scene at this year's MTV Music Awards next month in New York. "With both Jessica's and Lindsay's stock rocketing, Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. She's planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage-inspired show. Madonna will keep the details hushed up until that night." Great. Another reminder that Madonna has sex.
The folks over at the Kabbalah Centre in LA may not like lesbian kisses and bondage scenes, but they certainly enjoy the $18 million she has donated since 2001. However, Madonna may be following former friend Britney's lead and slowly backing away from the Kabbalah influence. She is said to dislike the monetary requirements and the reported effect her faith has had on marriage to Guy Richie. She's got one thing right: Kabbalah certainly seems like a cult. Er, a CELEBRITY cult, not a normal cult.

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