From Mollygood, regarding Lily Allen's recent show in NYC: "Smoking and chugging shots onstage, the rambling singer kicked off her sneakers, stumbled over her gown and forgot the lyrics to her own songs.

‘See, I told you I was going to mess up,’ she told the crowd, who were already unhappy because she was two hours late to the stage.

In between fits of giggling, Allen found time to mock an ex’s boyfriend’s ’size’ and even dedicated her song ‘Everything Is Wonderful’ to ‘the rich ass—– who live in Washington, D.C., and up our taxes.’

Allen canceled all but four of her 21 announced U.S. concert dates, citing exhaustion. But she wasn’t too exhausted to carry on partying after the show at the Beatrice Inn, where she ran into Josh Hartnett.

According to two witnesses, the actor was even gallant enough to escort Miss Allen inside the bathroom.

"David Hasselhoff's visitation rights to see his children have ceased. A Los Angeles judge has temporarily banned The Hoff from seeing his two daughters after a video was leaked on the Internet showing David drunk in the presence of his daughter Taylor-Ann.

The order will be in place until May 21, when another custody hearing is set to take place. The judge has also ordered daughters Taylor-Ann, 16 and Hayley, 14, to see a psychologist before the next court date. Hasselhoff and his ex-wife, Pamela Bach, have been in a court battle over custody since August 2006."

If you haven't seen this video yet, please go to www.youtube.com and search for "hasselhoff drunk." The video, taped by his older daughter Taylor-Ann, was per the Hoff's request that the next time he got rip-roaring, slurry, hamburger-eating drunk, please record it to see the low point he had reached. He's shirtless, and keeps taking bites of a hamburger in much the same way you would see someone in a 24-hour diner eat their hamburger at 330a (obvs drunk). In fact, I did that last weekend, at Darcy Lynn's Snack Shop and fell asleep in between bites of cheeseburger. Sigh. The Hoff and I should date.