CELEBDISH CUTLETS
--> "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen is engaged to his girlfriend of more than a year, Brooke Mueller, a real estate investor. Um, that's like marrying Robert Downey, Jr. and not knowing he had a drug problem.
--> Posh, Becks and family are coming to America to start their new life. They will live in a Beverly Hills mansion only down the street from TomKat. The home features a $100,000 plasma TV, indoor/outdoor pool bar, a security barrack for 10, gold bathroom fixtures inset with gems and they are shelling out over $1 million to have it designed. But that's not fancy or anything!
--> The National Enquirer reports that KFed is smitten with Los Angeles Hip-Hop radio personality, Liz Hernandez. The two first met 18 months ago on her radio show when Liz asked him who was better in bed, Britney or Shar? Hah.
--> Reports Dlisted: Jessica Simpson has never had ANY plastic surgery. Well, that's what she's told Harper's Bazaar magazine. Her sister Ashlee obviously has had a ton of work, but Jess claims she hasn't had a lick. She said, "I've had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real. People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?"

From Celebrity Babylon: "John Mayer, 29, was yelling into his phone with his head down outside by the pool on Monday morning, June 11. Says the hotel guest, "He said 'Jess' a bunch of times, so I would think he was talking to Jessica Simpson. He looked wiped out, circles under his eyes, and some pal was grabbing him coffee while he was having this fight over the phone. There was a lot I couldn't hear, but at the end before he hung up, he told her to stop calling, stop texting, stop all of it -- leave me alone! He was shaking his head back and forth like, 'God, make her stop,' and his friend was sort of chuckling at him." Jessica Simpson,26, is shamelessly chasing her on-again off-again boyfriend John Mayer, and it looks like he's finally telling her "enough!"

I could see Jessica being a stalker type.