CELEBDISH CUTLETS
--> "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen is engaged to his girlfriend of more than a year, Brooke Mueller, a real estate investor. Um, that's like marrying Robert Downey, Jr. and not knowing he had a drug problem.
--> Posh, Becks and family are coming to America to start their new life. They will live in a Beverly Hills mansion only down the street from TomKat. The home features a $100,000 plasma TV, indoor/outdoor pool bar, a security barrack for 10, gold bathroom fixtures inset with gems and they are shelling out over $1 million to have it designed. But that's not fancy or anything!
--> The National Enquirer reports that KFed is smitten with Los Angeles Hip-Hop radio personality, Liz Hernandez. The two first met 18 months ago on her radio show when Liz asked him who was better in bed, Britney or Shar? Hah.
--> Reports Dlisted: Jessica Simpson has never had ANY plastic surgery. Well, that's what she's told Harper's Bazaar magazine. Her sister Ashlee obviously has had a ton of work, but Jess claims she hasn't had a lick. She said, "I've had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real. People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?"

Page Six's Cindy Adams is reporting that Shar Jackson, mother to two of Kevin Federline's four children, and the woman he left pregnant for Britney Spears, is pregnant again--this time again with KFed's baby! Shar, who is seven weeks along, is hoping this will bring the fam back together again, says Star magazine. Drama! So much for the rumors that Britney and KFed were getting back together, and that when he drops the kids off, he stays for hours, sometimes even the night! Page Six says that KFed and his original babymama are back together, and we'll have to see what Ms. Britney thinks of all this. Good for Shar. She, for some odd reason, never held it against Kevin that he left her--pregnant no less--for Britney, and always spoke highly of him. Mabes it's her one true love?

UPDATE: From UsWeekly's blog: Shar Jackson is denying recent reports that she’s is pregnant with Kevin Federline’s child. In fact, she is not pregnant at all.

"It is not even remotely true,” Jackson’s rep tells Usmagazine.com.

The erroneous story originated in this week’s Star magazine, which reported that Jackson, 30, is six weeks along with Federline’s child.

Jackson and Federline, 29, have two children together, a daughter Kori, 4, and a son Kaleb, 2. The Ex Wives Club star also has two children from a previous relationship.

Federline also has two sons with Britney Spears, Sean, 21 months, and Jayden, 9 months.

Taco Bell sent a letter to KFed after hearing his comments about having his kids work at Taco Bell to understand the real meaning of a job and that he was involved in a Superbowl commericial for Nationwide Insurance in which he was a fast food worker. Apparently they think he's an authority on fast food and that people will always relate to the KFed, especially when making purchasing decisions regarding fast food.

Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614

January 31, 2007
Mr. Kevin Federline
c/o Marilyn Lopez
FYI Public Relations
New York, NY 10023

Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."

We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.

We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

Oooohh, a letter from the president of Taco Bell? I wonder if he sent a chalupa too? And why is KFed the one getting promotional offers? Isn't Britney the one who was supposed to be liberated from that marriage and embark on a new chapter in her life to make an amazing comeback? Er, not that I'm following her career in tears. I don't know, I just think it's weird that KFed is the working man and Britney going from gas station to gas station, using their bathrooms and buying Doritos while she "works on her album."