Since the internet is awash with Lindsay Lohan pics lately ( in 7 different bikinis, on the beach with new unnamed guy), why not add some wonderfully photoshopped but still oh-my-god-she's-only-20 photographs taken for the British edition of GQ magazine. The article has some classic quotes, such as: "Smoking is a dirty habit. A dirty habit for a dirty little girl." Aw, come on, she just said that so millions of readers would cream their pants.
"Redheads are more passionate and more sexual than other girls." Which is why you alternate your natural haircolor so frequently.
"I don't know if I could be monogamous. I don't want to be with just one person." Keep hinting your nipples like that, and you'll soon catch everyone. And she looks like Axl Rose's kid sister in that red bandana.