CELEBDISH CUTLETS
-->Catherine Keener, star of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and her husband, Dermot Mulroney of "My Best Friend's Wedding" have split after seventeen years together. They have one son, 7.
-->Whoopi Goldberg may be the new Rosie on "The View", beating out Kathy Griffin, Roseanne Barr, and Ricki Lake. "As far as everyone at ABC is concerned, she has the job," according to a "network insider" that blabbed to Star magazine.
-->One of the wealthiest women on the planet, Candy Spelling, inheritor of a sum most estimate in the $600 millions, just keeps getting richer. Apparently, TMZ spies caught the blond racking up $325,000 on the hundred dollar slot machines in Vegas this past Friday.
-->This one I'm just posting for the local effect: Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy played Schuba's in Chicago this past Friday and a fight went down when some guy in the audience wouldn't stop picking on Wentz's gf Ashlee Simpson. Cops showed up, blood was spilled, and eyeliner smudged.