Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The website Parisexposed.com is the latest buzz on the internet, where Paris Hilton's personal medical documents, photos, letters, and phone numbers, have been made public knowledge because she was too lazy to clean out her storage locker and pay the $278. Which, by heiress standards, is a shitload of money. It costs $40 to access the site, but I would highly recommend against it because these pics are ALL OVER THE PLACE and you can easily see them for free. You may have heard about Paris in a bubble bath, Nicole Richie licking an unknown white powder (take a wild guess), her prescription for Valtrex (a herpes medication), medical records of a miscarriage, love notes to Jason Shaw and Nick Carter, pics of Fat Elvis when he was just Elvis, coke kits and mushrooms, lots of pics of her sister Nicky, some of Tara Reid...the list goes on. www.celebitchy.com paid the money and has uploaded a lot of juicy pics, so I would recommend you go there for tons of thumbnails that can be enlargened, scrutinized, and gawked at. Apparently the site is having some technical difficulties but can now be found at a web address comprised of unrelated numbers: ( You know, if you want to go.

Paris has taken legal action against the site and filed a federal lawsuit to shut it down. Here is her statement:

"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain," Hilton said in a declaration supporting the lawsuit, adding she was concerned the information could be used for identity theft or harassment.

The lawsuit alleges defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss paid $2,775 for the contents of the storage unit and later sold the items for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who created the site ParisExposed.com.

Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz said that she would like the site shut down and "would like all of these items returned to her."

She shouldn't have let them get out of her possession in the first place, idiot. Now I know it's fun to take pics when you're fucked up, but imagine how many times she's been fucked, and fucked up. That is literally hundreds of rolls of Kodak. And these aren't "precious moments", does she really have to capture every strip tease and blow job she gives on film? God.

Meanwhile, Paris is "hard at work" on her film "The Hottie and the Nottie." It's a shame it won't be out in time for Oscar season.

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