Friday, September 29, 2006
Take a look at Dustin Diamond aka Screech Powers' quote as a spokesperson for Globat, a job he retained shortly before his porno broke news, and it about says it all: "Our nerds do it best and go all night long!" Is that a typo? What else could they possibly be referring to, except Screech's 10in flaccid penis? Okay, that's what he said on Howard Stern. The porn, which features Dustin involved in a three-way with two women AND doing a Dirty Sanchez, is called "Saved by the Smell"--get it? Wasn't in the gym lockerroom the day they described what a Dirty Sanchez was? Well, here's the def from UrbanDictionary.com: "NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused." Apparently, there's some confusion in the Dirty family...either way, they're both pretty foul acts. Youtube has a preview of the porn on their site, but I've heard it just a girl giggling, "It's bathtime!" and then...there's Screech.