Donny Osmond as Gaston in "Beauty and the Beast" presents....our reader of the week: JERKSTORE!
And as my readership is at five, YOU very well stand a chance of becoming the next reader of the week. This also means this will be a pretty short-lived column. As our first reader of the week, Jerkstore wins a round or three at Brixie's! (Or Cobra, your choice.)