Cameron, why the long face? Are you pissed the paparazzi caught you with your mouth full, wearing a hideous blue kerchief? Or that your boyfriend of three years, JT, seems to be reaching for the ketchup and not for you? And then he went on national tv (the Ellen show) and totally faced you, saying he wouldn't be ready for marriage for another fifteen years...which puts you at about 82 years old when you finally walk down the aisle. Ouch. So no surprise that Australia's NW Magazine reports that Cameron has found a new man, and JT is clubbing like a single guy:

"Sources spilling to NW, say Cameron Diaz doesn’t want to be a 50-year-old bride and has put herself back on the market. "Cam saw Justin’s comments as a public slap in the face and felt angry and insulted” says a pal. The 34-year-old partied hard at New York’s Marquee club with her new mystery man last week. The actress seemed smitten with the man, who appears to be closer to her own age than 25-year-old Justin. Across town, JT was having just as much fun without Cam while promoting his new album FutureSex/LoveSounds.
“He had a listening party at G Spa … and his eyes were wandering,” says a pal of the singer. “He has not talked about her [Cameron] at all and comes off like a single guy.”
Cam feels she has given the three-year relationship her best efforts, even consoling Justin after Edison, Alpha Dog and Southland Tales – all flopped.
“Justin’s worked so hard,” says a source. “He’s proud of the effort he put in and all three performances, but he can’t help be disappointed at how things have gone.
“Cameron has been so supportive, though. If it wasn’t for her, I’m not sure he would carry on with the acting. It’s reminded him of just what an amazing woman she is.”

Hmmm, I don't know about that last quote. If she's such a good woman, why is he saying things like that to Ellen DeGeneres and going out acting like he's single? Take a page from Lance Bass' book, JT: monogamy! Good for Cameron; I was a bit skeptical of their relationship at first, but then they grew on me, what with their surfing vacays and lunch dates. Now though, I see Cameron as needing a different guy, someone with marriage on the brain. Someone not like Jared Leto. Or JT, he's still a baby for chrissakes, talking about bringing sexy back. And besides, I want JT and Britney to reunite. I hope they end up like the Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal of this generation, constantly breaking up and getting back together.