Bam Margera's uncle, Vincent "Don Vito" Margera, his costar on MTV's Viva La Bam, was arrested in Lakewood, CO with two counts of sexual assault on a minor...um, gross. Not only is he a disgusting human to look at (so much flesh! and the unintelligible words!), but now he's gone and done something disgusting. And not riding a shopping cart into a pool of acid, or some other Jackass stunt. Can you imagine the poor girl (or boy, it wasn't mentioned) who was the recipient of this innappropriate touching? He will haunt her dreams, mumbling, "hummina ashoisg hiteus verturen Bam!" I never know what the fuck he's talking about, though it almost could pass as Latin as I've written it.