Thursday, June 28, 2007

From Mollygood, Amy Winehouse is being a badass again. And-gasp-she uses coke to stay skinny? What a fucking revolutionary concept.

"As news of her self-destructive behavior becomes less and less rare, Amy Winehouse is slowly but surely becoming a caricature of herself. Her latest stunt included slicing her stomach with a shard of glass during an interview, periodically escaping to the bathroom and returning fussing with her nose and allowing her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, to sit in on the interview and threaten the lives of passersby.

Talking before her recent marriage to husband Blake Fielder-Civil, she ranted about her new found superstardom.

‘I’m not in this to be a fucking role model’ she insisted.

Fielder-Civil, joined her at the interview in the Toad Hall pub, New York, reportedly threatening a drinker, asking the interviewer: ‘Tell the guy who looks like he has leukaemia I’m going to slit his throat.’

According to reports the jazz songstress then cut into her stomach after posing with a shard of mirror for the photo shoot.

She then went to the toilet several times, repeatedly checking her nose with the piece of mirror.

As talented as she is, I’m afraid that what Amy Winehouse doesn’t understand is that after a certain point “antics” are only impressive to dipshits and 13-year-olds, and both of those groups have an attention span of about seven minutes. So long after the rest of us have gone, “Fuck her if she wants to kill herself,” she’s gonna turn to them and they’re gonna go, “We’re so over you!” Then things start getting lonely. She should call Marilyn Manson and ask him what it’s like.

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