Paris may have a friend in the slammer in Tom Sizemore, but she better butter up her asshole. Sizemore, who was arrested for the umpteenth time yesterday, is a notorious scumbag and has battled drug and sex addictions for years. This latest arrest came on the heels of Sizemore threatening to beat up the front desk worker at a hotel while he was high on crystal meth.

"According to Bakersfield police Detective Greg Terry, 'He (Sizemore) appeared to be under the influence of a controlled substance,' Terry said. '(The officers) learned he was on probation and during a subsequent search, they found two small bags of what appears to be methamphetamine and some additional narcotic smoking pipes,' Terry added."

Actor Sizemore is rapidly approaching Robert Downey Jr.'s historic number of arrests on drug charges, and likewise, has served jail time before.