CELEB DISH CUTLETS

--> Radio shock jock Howard Stern, 53, who once said he would never again marry, has finally decided to make an honest woman of his long-time girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky, 34. Stern has a 22 year marriage under his belt, while Ostrosky has never been married. Here's hoping she's off-limits for his talk show, I definitely don't want a recap of the honeymoon with quips by Robin Quivers.

--> This isn't really news, as any of us could have guessed it but Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee are back doing what they do best, and she blabbed about it to a mag. The “Blonde and Blonder” star told Black Book magazine that she was sleeping with her ex-husband Tommy Lee — but that doesn’t mean that they’re dating. She was furious when parts of the interview appeared in In Touch Weekly. “I’m a bit too candid — and that’s my fault but I hate to be misquoted or colored incorrectly,” Anderson noted. Candid celebs are the best kind, they're the reason gossip rags are in business. Keep the secrets coming, Pam!

--> Paris Hilton made an appearance at a Vienna mall on Thursday to sign autographs, but the sesh was cut short when several objects landed on the stage amidst a frenzy of shrieking fans (are they "fans" of her non-talent? Why is she popular?). Among the objects were lipstick, tissues, and cigarette packs, as well as fliers for a youth communist organization and Hilton was whisked away by security guards. Richard Lugner, who is Hilton’s Vienna host, is a 74-year-old married construction magnate invites a celebrity to the city’s prestigious Opera Ball each year. His previous guests include Geri Halliwell, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra. This is creepy. He invites notorious sluts to a ball? Does he expect them to turn into princesses at midnight?

--> BLIND ITEM: This high powered music mogul is fabulously successful and lives in a grand manner. He has one of the most famous names in the business. Everyone wants to work with him because it's a ticket to success. He's always showing up at events with beautiful women on his arm and they're thrilled to be in his presence. No one seems to think about his sexuality. But in reality the love of his live is a cute young GUY who is not in the industry. Their relationship remains a secret because our mogul is still deep in the closet - for some reason he can't bear to reveal his real self.