Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Mystery solved...TMZ obtained the former SPF2's birth certificate, and he is a he, and he was named Jayden James Federline, not Sutton Pierce Federline as previously rumored. The certificate was filed at the LA County Registrar-Recorder's office, so it must be legit. Look, and KFed "signed" it, in neat, 1st grade-style printing. For the record, his middle name is Earl. I think his next album should be called "The Earl of Funk."
And with all this attention focused on new baby "JJ" (oh yes, that's what they're going to call him), Britney and KFed had to lavish the original SPF with gifts, including this mini-Escalade. I don't know what to even say about this mini-Escalade or the mechanic fixing it. Must take one hell of a mechanic to fix the equivalent of a battery powered toy.

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