Tuesday, October 24, 2006

It's no secret that Paris Hilton smokes weed. So why am I posting this picture? And this one below, which was taken at a Milan fashion show and displays the contents of Paris' purse, and what appears to be some pretty schwaggy weed. Unless all the cool kids are smoking brown weed now and didn't tell me.

But I'm posting because big-mouthed Nick Carter, who is recent weeks has confessed to cheating on Paris with Ashlee Simpson (which turned out to be a lie) because he heard she had been cheating on him with Chad Michael Murray. Which probably is true; both are whores. Nick seems to have taken the Paris Hilton publicity train for a ride, and is now back for more...in an interview with News of the World, he gives us all the dish on her sex and drug habits. Which is just what we love here at Celeb Dish.

Said Nick, "She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out."

And about her pot use: "If she was going overseas she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis," he said. "She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences." Okay, isn't she 25? She travels with a teddy? Isn't that a bit suspicious at customs?

Then more about their sex life: "At the start she loved to tease me by saying she wasn't wearing any pants. But because I know Paris is used to getting what she wants when she wants, I was determined to make her wait, which drove her wild with desire. In fact I held out for three weeks before I had sex with her. We'd flown to the Bahamas and I wanted everything to be perfect. But Paris got completely wasted and the sex was distinctly average as we were both too drunk to really enjoy it. It was just a blur of Jack Daniel's." First of all, I am a bit impressed that Nick Carter used the phrase, "distinctly average"...maybe his publicist taught him that. Second, "drove her wild with desire"? Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're getting ahead of ourselves, Nick. Remember you're a Backstreet Boy, and she has sex with anything that breathes?

I just saw "One Night in Paris" for the first time last night, and it was exactly as Nick described it: distinctly average. She was posing throughout the entire thing, even pushing her non-tits up to make them look bigger on camera. Plus, it was mostly in night-vision, which was pretty annoying. Just straight porn for me.

1 comment:

the genital caller said...

this is all too good. thank you sarah for not making me go out and get us weekly. did you know i'm retarded and used to think it was u.s. weekly?