Girl fight! Both Shanna Moakler and Paris Hilton were at the LAPD station this morning, each filing complainsts against the other. From Bricks and Stones: "Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex shoved her down some stairs. Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, said that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery. We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs. We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury. Mintz said, "I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior." We're told some of the dancers from "Dancing with the Stars" witnessed the incident. Moakler was a contestant on the show but has already been eliminated from the competition."

God, Paris' publicist has got to have the most difficult job on the planet. Remember the firecrotch video? That was Mitz scurrying alongside of Paris, urging her to be quiet.

Then again, I'd go around punching Paris if I saw her out like this:

Check out that guy looking up Paris' dress. Oh wait, he doesn't have to:

Whyyyyy go out in a dress that short and insist on dancing? We've already gotten a nip slip this week, now it's full on cheeks? I must remark on the non-cellulitey appearance of the back of her thighs. You know you looked.