Tuesday, August 29, 2006
So it's not really news that another person has admitted to having sex with Paris Hilton...this time it happens to be Cher's son, Elijah Blue Allman, the offspring of Cher who isn't a lesbian but nevertheless fucked up. Case in point: sleeping with both Paris, and her ex-BFF Nicole Richie. These girls get around young Hollywood! And I don't know why Paris is still claiming to be celibate and has only slept with "like, two people." This is like when Britney was claiming to be a virgin but everyone was saying she had her stomach pumped at the hospital and it was full of Justin Timberlake's cum. Okay, maybe that was a rumor on the street but I believed it. From Dlisted:
"Cher's son, Elijah Blue Allman, told Howard Stern last week that he did the deed with Paris Hilton before she was famous and that he was extremely worried he caught something horrid from the skank. He said that the two met up, got down to business and as soon as they were done he ran downstairs and scrubbed his privates with a household cleaner. He thinks he used Tilex."
Did he end up bleaching his pubes? Tilex can't be good for the genitals. But it sure is good for marketing! Has Tilex found their next spokesman, much like Jessica Simpson for Chicken of the Sea? Supposedly Paris is raging mad over his comments, but how can she get mad at people who tell it like is? That they're deathly afraid of contracting some sick heinous disease from her over-used vag? She needs to be a little more honest with the public because face it, no one likes her for her personality.