From A Socialite's Life: "Yesterday, Sean Stewart was arrested in Hollywood on assault and battery charges for attacking a couple with a brick at a party a few months ago. Sean's spokespiece has released a statement, claiming that the people he was wielding bricks on are looking for some celebrity son funding.

Our investigation has shown that the alleged victim only named Sean Stewart as a suspect after hearing that Mr. Stewart was at the party that night and that the alleged victim had a financial motive to make these allegations against Mr. Stewart.

Our investigation has also revealed that any crimes which may have been committed that night, were in fact committed by the person who claims to be the victim.

Celebrities are actually put in prison for committing crimes now, so these hoes are scrambling. And have you seen this guy? How did Rod Stewart have such cheesy children? Was it the leopard spandex pants he was rocking during the "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"-era? Did they infect him somehow?"

I don't know, a brick is such an awful weapon. Couldn't he have used a stick or something? Much is a mystery about Mr. Stewart, except for his famous parentage and the fact that he went nude at some beach and the paparazzi caught it on film. Oh, and that show with Randy Spelling, "Sons of Hollywood." I think he was a wannabe actor? Maybe rock star? At least Randy went with producer, that's where all the money and no work is at. You can be a producer at like age eight. Tell me it's complicated.