CELEBDISH CUTLETS

-->After months of speculation, sources close to Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have confirmed that they're expecting a baby this winter. Countdown to the playground embarrassment when grown-up baby is taunted as he realizes his father once wrestled a naked man on film.

-->Page Six has confirmed that Vanessa Minillo was also involved in Knifegate '07 with Lindsay Lohan (pre-rehab the second time around), and we can expect her non-career to evaporate as well. Yessssss.

-->Lynne Spears, near-estranged mother of Britney, has cancelled her appearance on Wednesday's "The View." With Rosie left the controversy that the show had managed to stir up over the last couple of months, and the remainders would probably conduct a boring interview anyway.

-->Finally, the strangest story of all: US Weekly is reporting that JonBenet's daddy and Natalie Holloway's mommy have found love. John Ramsey is the father of murdered JonBenet. His wife passed away last year from cancer. Beth Holloway is the mother of still-missing in Aruba, Natalie Holloway.The two met last year and have apparently been an item every since. John denied the relationship and said that "he and Twitty have a special friendship based on tragedy.”