GALLERY OF THE ABSURD
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson's boobs make an appearance.
The R. Kelly trial is delayed yet again after the R&B singer has emergency appendectomy surgery. By the time he actually stands trial, no one is going to care that he peed on a girl.
Jessica Simpson being a weirdo.
Lohan taking a "pee break."
Paris and Kathy Hilton emerge from court, just after Kathy tells reporters, "This is a joke." Just keep telling yourself that.