Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Attention, Al Bundy. Get your hand out of your pants and bail out Bud aka David Faustino, who was arrested in New Smyrna Beach (uh, California? The Shire? Have no idea where that is) for possession of marijuana and disorderly intoxication. I'm Bringing Blogging Back (now that JT already brought the sexy, aren't you embarrassed of your name?) rightfully questions if there's such a thing as "orderly drunkeness." Where you would drink a fifth of Jack then organize your closet according to color and season. When I'm drunk, I like to reserve the closet for hiding the empty bottle, not cleaning.

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