From Dlisted.com: "It didn’t take long for Britney Spears’ nasty weave hair to make it on eBay. The auction is for some of her ratty weave, red bull and a lighter. A white trash starter kit! The auction claims this is the actual hair she cut from her head and the red bull and lighter she had with her.

They claim it is authentic and you can pick it up from the salon where Britney did the deed.

The current bid is $1 million. It’s probably going to get pulled any second now.

No thanks, I’ll pass. I can get crabs at the beach for free."

Uh, sick. And I love how they positioned the blue lighter on top of the can of Red Bull, it screams still life.