Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Okay, we've heard about the Paris sex tape, the Pam & Tommy Lee sex tape, the Screech sex tape for chrissakes...but Scarlett Johansson? Well, not quite a video tape, more like an audio, and it's pure speculation based on the voice on tape. But from hearing the rumors about her dalliance in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro post-Oscars a few years ago, this story isn't that hard to believe, but Egotastic says take it with "two pounds of salt":

So, there's this website, scenesfromacar, and on this website, the claim is made that there is an audio tape featuring an unnamed Hollywood starlet, caught giving a blow job in a car, with her microphone still on.
Speculation had originally been pointing to Lindsay Lohan, because of her general skankiness, but with the recent addition of a clue, in the form of a red letter "A" ("The Scarlett Letter"), most people believe it is actually Scarlett Johansson. The actress is said to have a distictive, low voice, as well.
Long hours on a set. People get tired, people make mistakes, and sometimes starlets give blow jobs in cars without realizing their mic is still on. Skip ahead... there is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth. THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words "Yeah, cum".
The tape is now on sale, via email, at the website above, for the nice round sum of $20, and that's about as much as I know. It's almost impossible to verify any legitimacy at this point, and I'm not keen on spending $20 for the privilege of waiting five days to receive what may, or may not be (and probably isn't) a Scarlett Johansson sex tape. Besides, as soon as the first sucker gets it, it'll be online within minutes, so I'll be waiting for the free version."

Hmm..."Yeah, cum"? God, I hope this turns out to be a starlet that people care about because if it is Scarlett, she'll never live that one down. Wonder who the gentleman was??

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