Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Note that Paris Hilton, who is seen here at the Jay-Z show with sister Nicky and her boyfriend David Katzenberg (formely MK Olsen's boyf), has a bottle of Grey Goose in her hand, from which she was chugging all night. Said witness Josh Radin on his Myspace page,

Josh said, “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”

Here's an excerpt from Thursday's "The Howard Stern Show" on which Tina Fey appeared and dished on "Saturday Night Live" guest stars, which pairs quite nicely with the above story.

Stern: What is Paris Hilton like?
Fey: She's a piece of shit. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.
Stern: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?
Fey: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.
Stern: Did she give you ideas for sketches?
Fey: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."
Stern: What was the bet you guys had going about her?
Fey: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian. (She's half black & half Jewish, for the record)

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