Anna Kournikova: "Hello, my name is Anna. And I think I have a problem."
Nicole Richie: "As president, I want to assure you you don't have a problem. You look great."
Lindsay Lohan: "Yeah, you look great. What's your secret?" (while munching)
NR: "Who brought cookies to this meeting? And who gave them to Lohan?"
Teri Hatcher: "I made cookies with Emerson last night. We thought the group might like them."
Lara Flynn Boyle: "And Anna, as a new member, you must at all costs assure everyone YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM. You're just stressed and have high athelete's metabolism."
AK: "Thanks everyone. The only one I'll have trouble convincing is Enrique..."
Why do photographers even bother taking pictures of her playing tennis anymore? Isn't it well-known that she's a second-rate player who barely competes anymore? But I guess anorexic pics are worth diamonds on the Hollywood black market.