On the right is Angelina Jolie, in the new movie adaptation of Marianne Pearl's memoir, playing Pearl herself. Word is she's already fainted like 12 times on the set...maybe because her veiny body can't support its own weight. Seriously, people leave her alone because she's a mom, but for her height, she's way too thin, way thinner than she's been before. And on the left is Thandie Newton, who should have played Marianne Pearl because, I don't know, she's really black?