Nicole Richie has collapsed again, just days after the announcement from her camp that she's entering a clinic to find out why she isn't gaining weight. I have a simple answer: she's addicted to drugs. Let's see what answer they give us after her (short) stay in rehab, it will probably have something to do with metabolism and stress. But she passed out at Hyde early on Sunday morning, and her friends snuck her out the back rather than have an ambulance come. Hmmm...TMZ reports:

"We're told it occurred just before 2 a.m., when Richie passed out and fell to the floor. An employee approached Richie and her friends and said he was calling 911. Sources say they told the employee not to make the call and that they would take Richie to a hospital. The friends then carried Richie out of the club through the back door. TMZ does not know if Richie went to the hospital. Before Richie collapsed, we're told she hung out for awhile with Lindsay Lohan inside the club."

Double hmmm, double L means trouble. Are they new meth friends? Who turned it on to whom? I'm feeling a diagram coming on, and if I was more skilled on the computer, I would certainly illustrate one for you, a web of Young Hollywood's Fucked Up, with Rachel Zoe at the center, the lion of the food chain if you will. Alright, this post needs to end when I get into animal imagery. But really, I do think she is supplying half of Hollywood. Oh, and this scene, of Nicole's friends carrying her out of Hyde through the back door reminded me that part in the movie "Traffic" when Topher Grace and Erika Christensen are all smoking crack at someone's house and a kid overdoses, so they drive him to the hospital and leave him there outside. Wonder if she almost OD'ed on meth and coke?