First of all, why does she have her license? Can you imagine the roadtest she had to take to get her license? "Pull over here." "But this isn't the Ivy. I have a lunch date at 1230pm, can't we just go there?" "What's that in your purse?" "It's Equal."
Yeah yeah yeah, so Paris and Nicole are back together again, I just can't wait to see what trouble they stir up as camp counselors on "The Simple Life." Nicole: "Let's all try to put condoms on bananas to practice safe sex." Paris: "Hee hee hee."
God, could you look more fucked up? Plus a thousand for wearing your seatbelt though, Destucto Dan.
Michael Jackson aka Nicole Richie is escorted to her car on an evening out with Lindsay Lohan.
Why don't you put on some more bracelets, Nicole?