Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Why is Paris Hilton crying? Did she realize that there are starving children in Zimbabwe? Or that she might have genital warts? Oh no, it's much more superficial than that. Both Paris and supposed boyfriend Brandon Davis as well as Diddy were turned away from the NYC nightclub Bungalow 8 the night of the VMA's, and the incident went so far as to have Paris arguing with police outside the front door. Remember when Paris slid right by Tara Reid, who had been denied from entering a nightclub in LA? And they used to be BFF's? Well, in your face, Paris.

You deserve getting your "album" hacked. You deserve Brandon "Fat Elvis" Davis. And you deserve an STD. Thanks to Pink is the New Blog for the images of a reimagined version of Paris' album, which isn't doing so hot.

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