Sunday, September 03, 2006
Meet Perez Hilton, aka Frankenberry. At least that's what everyone at www.dlisted.blogspot.com's comment section is saying. He is the gossip blogger behind www.perezhilton.com and friend to fellow Hilton, Paris (whyyy do they have the same last name? I'd never be friends with someone who had my last name; it'd be like going to prom with your cousin) and this is the two of them at the Blender/Vitamin Water after-party the night of the MTV VMA's on August 31. I once emailed Perez and asked if he needed an assistant, and he actually emailed me back, saying he needed an intern. Then asked "U live in LA?" Eee...I see where this is going. Grammar girl cringed at the use of "u" then imagined an unpaid life of going to fetch drinks from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and schlepping to Scott Sartiano's new club, where I'd have to watch the Olsen twins pole dance or listen to Nicole Richie get a case of the sniffles in the bathroom, then risk slipping on Brandon Davis' greasy trail. I decided I didn't want to be a hanger-on. And I'm satisfied with my celebdish audience of five. Thank you all for reading!