Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Simpson asked Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly, and Spears responded, "Hell no!" This is why I love Britney. She embraces her trashiness, and people love her for it. Don't deny that people didn't freak out when she went onstage at the Teen Choice awards, even though she was presenting K-Fed, her "man." Jessica, meanwhile, sported grillz and is f-ing Donald Faison from Scrubs. Gross. I will do my best to stick to my vow not to post Jessica Simpson-related news, but this one was too good to pass up.