This is from Perez Hilton, who thought it was sad that David Hasselhoff was wearing a shirt bearing a play on his own name. But I think it's great. He's making some sort of mini-comeback, with hosting America's Got Talent and making all these appearances. I will always remember him as an alumni of Lyons Township High School, my alma mater, with his face in the hall of fame. Except it was copper plated and everyone would walk by and scratch his face off with a penny, thus the Hoff's face was tainted. He also came back to town and gave out shirtless signed photos of himself in all his chest-hair glory. Ah, the Hoff. Don't hassel him, he's the Hoff.