Friday, July 21, 2006
This is from Britney's website, a third grader's report about tigers: "Behold the beauty of the tiger" (she plagiarized that part from the encyclopedia, behold is quite a big word). Did she just get back from the LA Zoo with Sean P? Where else does she come across tigers? Certainly not in her backyard. Unless she's got a Neverland-style compound out in Malibu, with wild creatures and amusement park-style rides. I gotta give Brit credit though, she's a busy pregnant mom and she still has time to update her website. With weird shit, sure, but at least she's trying. And we can't blame her, there is the disclaimer, "stream of consciousness." Anything could be going on in Britney's head, I guess.