Friday, July 28, 2006

So Lindsay's not living la bella vita, as her tattoo reads...fed up with her "exhaustion" stunts and frequent tardiness, the producers of "Georgia Rules", her new movie, have slapped her with a reprimanding letter that reads: "We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called 'exhaustion'. We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior." Ha ha, that's like getting a detention from school. My favorite is what Bricks and Stones had to say about it: "As this is not Lindsay’s first fatigue-related hospital visit, we thought we’d let our medical expertise provide you with this brief guide to better understanding the real meaning behind all these confusing Lohan health care terms:“Dehydration” - too much booze.“Exhaustion” - too much blow.“Overheating” - too much booze and blow on the beach."

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