In an MTV news article, Slash was asked if he would accept a call from Axl:

"Oh, I'd answer it," the former Guns N' Roses guitarist said recently. "But I know he would never call me. I've actually sent him Christmas cards, just to be cordial, but he never returns anything."

Slash sends Christmas cards?? How does one get on his annual list? And what can we do to get Axl out of his cornrows, and Slash back in GNR?